Don’t Hate, Pontificate!
Why, oh why did the Pope quote a 14th century Pope’s description of Islam and the Prophet Mohammed?
If the Holy Cee was trying to build a bridge for peace, couldn’t he have found someone better to quote? John Lennon, maybe? How about a quote from the California rock band The Uninvited, “I talked to God and God said … ‘Just be nice, and see that makes things alright’.“? Or maybe Billy Joel’s “We didn’t start the fire, it was always burning since the world’s been turning“?
Thailand, Thailand, some love little girls and some throw coups land.
Not only does Thailand attract weirdos like John Mark Karr who claim to “love” children in a Michael Jackson-sort-of-way, but now the Thai military has decided to overthrow the government while the Prime Minister was visiting the U.S.
Of course, my only question is whether or not the Thailand military still uses wooden soldiers.
More wooden soldiers here.
But Mama Said George Bush is the devil.
Always loquatious Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez proclaimed U.S. President George Bush was the Devil and that the podium at which the U.S. President made his United Nations speech still smelt like sulphur.
Unfortunately President Chavez did not make clear whether Dick Cheney was always ornery because of his Medula Oblongata or because he has all those teeth and no toothbrush.
More Bush Burnings
Does anyone else find it funny that a little more than a year after Kanye West announced George Bush doesn’t care about black people, thousands of New Orleans Saints fans of all races will be attending next Monday night’s Saints football game in the Superdome wearing the “Bush” jersey of recent draft pick Reggie Bush?
Overrated person, place, or thing of the week
Elvis Presley – not because of his musical career, but because those annoying Elvis impersonators who continue to dress up like Elivs nearly 30 years after “The King” has passed away. Or nearly 30 years after he began working at a 7-11 in Michigan, depending on your personal beliefs.