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Sneaking into the theaters and hopping borders


I’m not sure if this is going to make sense to anyone but me, but hey, it’s my site, right?

Anyway, without getting all political, let me know if my analogy makes sense.

I’m so out of the box, I’m waiting for The Man to give me one box to put my office items in, and another to live in.


2 comments on Sneaking into the theaters and hopping borders

  1. I don’t even know where to start…

    First of all, abortion and eating eggs are 1000% not the same thing and anyone who thinks so has to be a complete idiot. Eggs that you eat are not fertilized so if you don’t eat them, they aren’t going to turn into chickens anyway.

    And illegal immigrants living in this country is nothing like sneaking into a movie theater. You can’t make shitty leaps in logic like that. That makes as much sense as saying that running over a squirrel with your car should get you life in prison because it’s just as bad as killing a human being. in both cases, you’re ending the life of an intelligent living thing, but that doesn’t make them equal.

    Countries have laws. Movie theaters don’t have the same laws. If you sneak into a second movie and get caught, they cannot bring up criminal charges on you. You’re breaking the rules of the theater, but you aren’t breaking the law.

  2. Never underestimate the cognitive capacity of squirrels. One time I was driving down a road and squirrel ran (was pushed?) in front of me. Of course, I ran him over. The next morning, the same tire that hit the squirrel was flat. Absolutely without air. I think I got caught up in a squirrel gang war and the Squirrel Mafia took revenge on my vehicle. They don’t play.

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