I’ll admit I have no idea who you are. I think you are an actress or something, although I am so far behind in my movies I’m still trying to find time to watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and A Beautiful Mind.
Anyway, I was at the barber shop today reading the August issue of GQ (Yes, I was reading GQ, just to show you what kind of guy I am.) and I saw a picture of you that caught my eye.
It seems we have something in common.
Just to let you know, I’m quite the catch. I can cook, as long as you don’t mind fish sticks and cheese and mac; clean, as long you don’t mind the house smelling like Febreeze; and I have many other redeeming qualities, like …
(Sorry, I’m kinda drawing a blank. But if you leave your name, number, and a brief message in the comments, I promise I will tell you 1,001 other great things about me.)