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Dear Emma Stone, will you marry me?


Dear Emma,

I’ll admit I have no idea who you are. I think you are an actress or something, although I am so far behind in my movies I’m still trying to find time to watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and A Beautiful Mind.

Anyway, I was at the barber shop today reading the August issue of GQ (Yes, I was reading GQ, just to show you what kind of guy I am.) and I saw a picture of you that caught my eye.

It seems we have something in common.

Just to let you know, I’m quite the catch. I can cook, as long as you don’t mind fish sticks and cheese and mac; clean, as long you don’t mind the house smelling like Febreeze; and I have many other redeeming qualities, like …

(Sorry, I’m kinda drawing a blank. But if you leave your name, number, and a brief message in the comments, I promise I will tell you 1,001 other great things about me.)


1 comment on Dear Emma Stone, will you marry me?

  1. Jordi,

    If you haven’t watched Zombieland, I think you’d enjoy it a lot. Emma Stone is in it, and Woody Harrelson plays a character named “Tallahassee.” The amusement park scenes in it were shot at Wild Adventures in Valdosta, I think.

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