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Hopefully they would have been my fans


Recently, Justin Beiber threw down the gauntlet in wishing a tragic figure in history was one of his fans if either they were alive today or his material was around back then.

Following the lead of the Beibs, I’m throwing my afro wig into the ring and laying claim to the fandom of other historical persons.

Bieber might have billions of teenage girls in his back pocket, but these people are members of the Lortz Legion. Back off, Bieber.